CHARACTER BREAKDOWN

 

[Aside from the following roles, the writer is very interested in collaborating with performers in creating the zany characters of St. Crowd and the "Miss Golden Boot" pageant. The show is irreverent, the comedy is out-of-this-world.]

SVEDKA STOLICHNAYA, the Russian ballet teacher who is the choreographer for the pageant. [CAST]

 

BECKY BUCKLEY: A mean-spirited older sister who is the favorite to follow in her mother's footsteps and win the pageant. She's the leader of the mean girls and bullies her sister relentlessly.

BERNICE BUCKLEY: The younger sister. She is not who you would consider a traditional pageant girl, for whatever reason. She is the protagonist who has followed in her sister's shadow for far too long.

BREANNA BUCKLEY: Mother to the two feuding sisters, she is famous in St. Crowd. She won the Miss Golden Boot pageant twenty years ago and won't let anyone forget it. She's a local realtor and treats everyone like garbage, even her darling daughter Becky.

VARIOUS CONTESTANTS: These are larger than life contestants who all have their own reasons for joining the Miss Golden Boot Pageant. Help us create a character for you. Or, check out some of the roles who were featured in the original production, which could or could not return for this longer show format:

Obsessed-with-cats girl (the musical and the animal)

Hippy girl who speaks only in Haiku poems

A character in drag who is obsessed with her Asian culture and her psychopath mother

David Minelli, a male contestant who entered the pageant only by finding a loophole which doesn't specify a gender requirement

Andrea Adams, the poor girl who is Becky's only real competition

Cheryl Parker-Rodriguez, the girl who is teen pregnant

Other potential characters: pageant judges, pageant hosts, "stage manager"/Breanna's assistant

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SALARY

Rehearsal Pay: $15/hour 

Show Pay: $75/show

(Note: Actors have the option to choose how they'd like to be paid. You can choose to be a W-2 employee, where we take your taxes out for you, or you can choose to be paid as a 1099 employee. Payment will occur every 2 weeks.)

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REHEARSALS

Rehearsals will begin the week of February 7th. The rehearsal schedule will be built in large part around the needs of the performers' schedules. Mostly evenings. 

 

HEALTH AND SAFETY

We are seeking a company that is fully vaccinated against COVID-19.

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SHOW DATES

Friday, March 4th - Sunday, April 10th
Friday & Saturday evenings shows and Sunday Matinees (with some added Thursday performances)
 

TO SUBMIT

Please submit a headshot and resume as well as a video (YouTube or Vimeo link) of a16-32 bar cut of a Modern Musical Theatre style selection. [Preferably something that showcases comedic energy.]

Optional Monologue if there's a character you'd like to showcase. 

If possible, please include a video of a dance reel or a video showcasing movement.
There will be a dance component in the call-back process.
 

 

Actors may submit their video submissions by visiting clicking the button below. (Preferred method.) If unable to use the provided link, performers may submit by emailing the link to their submission video (YouTube or Vimeo link) and a PDF headshot and resume to kayla@kelsaymoralescompany.com.

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SUBMISSION DEADLINE: Friday, February 4th at 8:00pm EST